The final chapter of the regular season is being written. Some teams will make history. Others will be forgotten. The only question is - who gets the storybook ending, and who's about to be cut from the script?
- Best Record
- 81-38 - Trenton Thunderbolts (NL-N), St. Louis Archers (NL-E)
- 2nd Best
- 79-40 - Syracuse Firebirds (AL-N)
- 3rd Best
- 70-49 - Buffalo Bomb Squad (NL-N)
- 4th Best
- 69-50 - Texas Toast (AL-S)
- 5th Best
- 67-52 - Scottsdale Sazeracs (NL-W), New Orleans Voodoo (AL-S)
With 43 games left, the American League is serving up a little bit of everything - white-knuckle thrillers, heartbreaking tragedies, and yes, a few games that might as well come with a pillow and a bedtime story. In the AL North, the Syracuse Firebirds have built such a commanding lead, they've probably forgotten the names of the teams in their own division. A near 15-game cushion means they're basically on cruise control. But credit where it's due - the Tacoma Armada are still hanging tough in the Wild Card 2 spot. And as we know, once the playoffs hit, anything can happen. Over in the AL East, the Boston Afflects and Baltimore IronBirds are locked in a neck-and-neck brawl, but here's the kicker - the loser might miss the playoffs entirely. One will emerge victorious. The other? They could be left watching from home, drowning their sorrows in takeout and bad decisions. So basically a typical Canadian night. Down South, the Texas Toast and the New Orleans Voodoo are locked in a battle that's about way more than just bragging rights. The winner could land a coveted first-round bye, while the loser gets a lovely consolation prize - a possible date with Syracuse in the Divisional Round. That's like winning a free vacation...to a haunted house. And out West, the Salt Lake City Trapper are sitting on a comfortable near-10 game lead, but they're not just playing for the division title - they've got their eyes on a first-round bye of their own. A few key wins, and they could leapfrog the AL South frontrunners, skipping the chaos of the early rounds altogether. The state is set. The tension is building. And if history has taught us anything, it's that there's always one last plot twist waiting to shake everything up.
Over in the
National League, the Trenton Thunderbolts and the St Louis Archers are locked in a battle for the best record in all of Hardball Stitches - which, let's be honest, is the baseball equivalent of a heavyweight title fight. Two teams enter, only one gets to wear the crown (metaphorically speaking..unless someone actually made a crown, in which case, I fully support that level of pettiness). In the NL North, we've got a situation eerily similar to the Syracuse/Tacoma dynamic - a dominant leader and a determined but hopelessly distant chaser. Buffalo Bomb Squad is giving it their best shot, but trailing Trenton by 11 games is less of a chase and more of a long, slow march toward second place. Then there's the NL East, where the St Louis Archers hold a 21-game lead over the rest of the division. Yes, you read that correctly - twenty-one. That's not a lead; that's a total demolition. Honestly, we'd just skip writing about this division entirely if it weren't for St Louis. The Speedsters, Redlegs, and Paper Weights (a name that has never felt more fitting) are basically just NPC's in the Archer's championship campaign. Down South, things are at least more dramatic. The Charlotte Intimidators have taken advantage of a recent San Antonio skid and now hold a six-game lead. Not insurmountable, but unless the Yo-Yo Bros Yo can string together some consistency, Charlotte's looking good. And finally, out West, we have actual tension - the Scottsdale Sazeracs and Fresno Romans are battling for the division, with Scottsdale clinging to a one-game lead. And before anyone counts Fresno out, let's not forget they just took 3 of 4 from Trenton - ON THE ROAD - which is the baseball equivalent of walking into a villain's lair and making it out alive. The loser of this West Coast showdown is still likely safe with Wild Card 2, unless NL North Chicago suddenly decides to wake up and make a run. But time is running out, and as we all know - every great thriller needs a twist before the final page.

Tucson Road Runners are our biggest free faller this update, going from ranked #10 both at the 1/4 and 1/2 mark; falling down to #19. Durham Corgis are close by, going from #11 at both previous updates to #17. Sadly the Los Angeles Labradors continue to drop, this time from 25 to 27. Our bottom three teams have rearranged orders but still can't move out of the bottom - with New York, Nashville, and Scranton bringing up the rear.
But for now, let's talk about expected wins - or, in other words, how teams SHOULD be playing. Are some squads punching above their weight class? Are others underperforming like a blockbuster flop? Time to separate reality from illusion.
.706 - Trenton Thunderbolts (NL-N Champ)
.697 - St. Louis Archers (NL-E Champ)
.642 - Syracuse Firebirds (AL-N Champ)
.637 - Buffalo Bomb Squad (NL Wildcard 1)
.618 - New Orleans Voodoo (AL Wildcard 1)
.567 - Fresno Romans (NL-Wildcard 2)
.563 - Texas Toast (AL-S Champ)
.555 - Salt Lake City Trappers (AL-W Champ)
.550 - Scottsdale Sazeracs (NL-W Champ)
.545 - Charlotte Intimidators (NL-S Champ)
.526 - Chicago Northsiders
.520 - Tucson Road Runners
.519 - Baltimore IronBirds
.518 - San Antonio Yo-Yo Bros Yo
.511 - Boston 'Act As If' Afflects (AL-E Champ)
.507 - Helena Highlanders
.498 - Vancouver Blue Heron
.492 - Tacoma Armada (AL Wildcard 2)
.487 - Mexico City Luchadors
.483 - Montgomery Fightins
.479 - Indianapolis Speedsters
.474 - Arizona Canyon Kings
.461 - Durham Corgis
.455 - Fargo Mud Dogs
.443 - Cleveland Guardians
.422 - Los Angeles Labradors
.421 - Philadelphia Jawns
.418 - Colorado Springs Ranchers
.378 - New York Pizza Rats
.367 - Cincinnati Redlegs
.317 - Nashville Hot
.286 - Scranton Paper Weights
What's a Power Ranking update without looking at the dreaded 55-win threshold? I'm proud to report our teams are looking positive with this update. Only one team, the Scranton Paper Weights are below the mark. But as you know, we've already replaced the owner and he's made a 6 game improvement. Almost there! Nice work on the Cincinnati Redlegs and Nashville Hot for their improvements as well. 1/4 of the season to go, keep it up!
Team On Pace Wins Expect Win %
Scranton Paper Weights 54 W 46 W
Finally let's stack the divisions against each other and find out which one truly brings the heat. The NL North duo top their AL counterparts. But surprisingly the AL South topped the AL North as well, but like I said; that's a tight division race.
269-207 - NL North
251-225 - AL South
245-231 - AL North
239-237 - NL West
231-245 - AL East
224-252 - AL West
223-253 - NL East
222-254 - NL South